I'd Rather Be A Sjoggie Than a Zombie

File this one under the Strange But True or Reality is So Much Better Than Fiction category:

This from our fair city of Portland and posted on the KGW television station website. Here's just the facts, Ma'am. Head over to KGW to read the entire story.

PORTLAND, Ore. -- A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

Can you imagine witnessing these kids crawling out of their crashed car? And thinking that all that fake blood was real? Oh, my.

Braiiiiinnnnnssssssss.........

Here's more than you'll ever want to know about surviving a zombie attack, if a carful of them ever crashes in your neighborhood: