Oh, man. This article is too good not to share. Read it, people, and for goodness sake, don't carve drunk! Don't miss the part about positioning gifts under the Christmas tree to avoid potential branch-in-the-eye injuries.
I don't want to minimize the significance and pains of injuries, but.........but..........c'mon. Sloshed party guests sustaining corneal abrasions from Christmas gift retrieval?
"You'll poke your eye out, kid!"
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