Pathogen Eviction Notice

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To whom it may concern:

Landlord, aka Julia, does hereby deliver notification to any noxious bacteria, virus, pathogen, or any infectious creature with the exception of healthy gastrointestinal flora:

That as of this day, October 8th 2009, eviction notice is hereby served by Landlord aka Julia.

Said infectious agents are required to depart instantly and remove with them any toxins or metabolic byproducts of said infectious agents.

This means you, nasty creature that has caused my urinary tract infection. Owwww...

I've been taking prednisone, and my doctor thinks that it may have masked early symptoms of a UTI, which is why some nefarious germs are causing havoc. Thank goodness for antibiotics. Go get 'em, guys.